I wonder why I never tried these dating services
I'm very happily married now, but after seeing what my competition was on these dating services, I can't help but wonder how well I would have done. For instance, take a look at this guy:

I can imagine what my conversation would be on the first date:
Me: "So what did you find most interesting about my self-introduction video?"
My Date: "The part where you said you didn't live with your parents."